The monitoring stack your agency doesn't have.
A custom reliability engine monitoring uptime, deploys, content pipelines, AI agent health, and commission events across every client account. Slack-first alerting. No Sentry. No Datadog. No vendor dependency. Built in-house, run in-house.
Monitoring is either a vendor tax or a blind spot.
Agencies don't monitor
Most agencies don't know when their client's site goes down. You find out from a customer. Or Google Search Console. Or three days later when revenue craters.
Sentry costs more than the site
A proper monitoring stack is Sentry plus Datadog plus Better Stack plus PagerDuty. Five hundred dollars a month to watch a site that makes fifty thousand.
Monitoring should be commodity
Uptime checks, deploy tracking, error logging, and alert routing are solved problems. They should cost nothing and fail nothing. Not be a subscription line item.
Every client account. Every check. Every minute.
One reliability view, every layer of every client platform, with a Slack-first alert path the moment any of them turn yellow. Zero vendor contracts.
Four steps from deploy to peace of mind.
Instrument
Every new client account gets a uptime ping, deploy hook, error webhook, and commission event listener. Wired the day the onboarding doc signs.
Monitor
Inngest workflows run every check on a schedule. Neon Postgres stores every result. Cloudflare Workers handle the global ping mesh.
Alert
The moment a check turns yellow, a Slack message lands in the right channel. Green → yellow = warn. Yellow → red = page. Green again = acknowledge.
Remediate
Runbooks fire automatically for common failures. Rollback on bad deploys. Re-route on provider outage. Escalate to a human when the bot runs out of ideas.
Every layer. One monitoring surface.
Four nines uptime. Zero vendor invoices.
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your stack.
Fifteen minutes. No deck. We instrument a live check against your production domain and show you what a real reliability view looks like — no Sentry contract required.
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